Strawberries and Gummybears

chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.

(via almightii)

bryndonovan:

I have worked at Hallmark for about 20 years total and this is probably the best card I have ever written.

(via aint-misbehavin)