bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
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how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- strongerÂ
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
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Gummy bear popsicles
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gay waterbending
I will never not reblog this
The fiercest bender of them all
forever reblogging
(via lion-llama)
| doctor: | are you sexually active |
|---|---|
| me: | i'm not even physically active |
