Strawberries and Gummybears

ninjagiry:

marniethedog:

I love shopping!

why are people reblogging the short vine version when this exists

(via aupu)

bace-jeleren:

catsandcunts:

YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:

  • you have a body
  • that’s it
  • you’re beautiful
  • you win
  • congratulations 

You have potentially offended hundreds if not thousands of ghosts.

(Source: rl-y, via vanillanc)

cute-overload:

Meet the captain cat - a resident of a Russian heavy atomic battlecruiser “Pyotr Velikij”

cute-overload:

Meet the captain cat - a resident of a Russian heavy atomic battlecruiser “Pyotr Velikij”

(via aupu)

sassybabushka:

My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a  hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock. 

Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.

(Source: sassybabooshka, via curiouslyopen-minded)